Have kids, it's great cráic

My daughter was doing French Homework. She was suppsed to draw a map of the house and write in names of rooms etc in French. She forgot the bathroom. I told her to tell the the teacher we have none.She said yeah I'll tell her we dont poop. Geniuses's got to keep the knowledge in'
I was squeezing between a table and and arm chair she said 'You're not a chipstick'
She also thought that it was 'Don't commit  a  Dultry' . And peole must do  'Dultry' alot thats why bothered to put it in the 10 Commandments.