Tuesday, 31 July 2018
Lunch time
Had the most bizarre conversation with my boyf at lunch time. He'd like to throw a certain gang of politicians and a group of sportspeople he didn't like.into the sea He reckoned he'd nuke the Skelligs and re employ the Skelligs boats to take boatloads out to dump them instead. He wouldn't be racist , he'd just get rid of whover he didn't like. His right hand man, The Plumber, once wouldn't allow a contractor to put down a telegragh pole as he didn't like him 'They can bring a machine from Russia before I'll let him in' . And they did( no they didn't). After all their clearing there would be less congestion on the roads. I likened him to Genghis Khan, the good part ( yes there was pros too, though the villages he decimated might not think so). He is supposed to have cleared 700m tonnes of Carbon from the athmosphere as the swathes of land and cultures he wiped out returned to carbon absorbing forests. He said they would probably have to reach an agreement with Putin as he has Nuclear power ( he wasn't worried about North Korea). He loves fish,I asked would he keep eating it after knowing what it had fed on on . He said he'd stick to fish fingers, since it was so long since they had been swimming it wouldn't matter. They would build their own version of a nuclear power source., from copper pipes and damp turf.I don't know how effective this would be but you'd blind your enemy with smoke. It entertained him and disturbed me for half an hour anyway. It sounds awful but it was good distraction from having 11 eleventy billion jobs to do on two farms, renovate two bathrooms and everything else that has to happen before 'The Visitors' come. Nothing like a bout of imaginary Genocide to do that.
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